Friday, July 02, 2004

Snow White - As Filtered by....

If Ed was Snow White...

The handsome prince would approach Snow White, apparently dead on her bier. Dopey curled up at her feet, grumpy on the pillow next to Snow White. The handsome prince leans down and kisses Snow White gently - saying, "Time to wake up dear." Snow White would open one eye, look at him surly and mumble, "Fifteen more minutes"; and roll over and hug grumpy. Snores would follow.

If Lynn was Snow White...

The handsome prince would approach the bier, now empty. Three of the dwarfs, leaning against the bier would regard him with a wary eye. "She's in the kitchen. Take her away, she's been up for hours!"

If Ron was Snow White...

The handsome prince would approach the bier. It would be empty and he would fall to his knees and weep; overcome that he lost her. Five minutes later, Snow White would stagger in, surrounding by 5 of the 7 dwarfs (two are still out). Grumpy, a huge smile on his face and no shirt on, still bopping to the music. Happy and Doc, dragging tequila bottles behind them. Snow White, a little less white for wear, would smile big, say "Princy!!!! It's great to see you." And pass out.

I, of course, would wake like a dream and be charming from the get go.