So Julie Roberts had twins. In the long and illustrious naming conventions used by celebrities the world over, she has picked asinine names for the twins ( one hopes they were a girl and a boy).
For the girl, Hazel. Not horrible really. She will be the second most famous Hazel ever (you know, after the Maid).
But the boy. Phinnaeus. Really, Phinnaeus? Pronounced fin-e-ous. Does it pass the two tests.
#1 - Phinnaeus, get in here and do your home work!
Not bad. It's okay here.
#2 - Oh Phinnaeus, that's it - do it there. Give it to me big Phinnaeus. Don't stop Phinnaeus.
Yeah, Phinnaeus fails that test. Badly. And his middle names, not much better. Phinnaeus Walter Moder. PW? no. PM? Really no. Walt?
Julie, you are a mean mean woman.
However, you still after the worst. Ann Heche is still the worst mother. Her son is named "Homer Heche Lamphoon".