You haven't lived until you have been to a 50 year old gay woman's surprise party -gotten ripped with the bittter gals and then played "celebrity". Great moments with Mr. Lincoln...
1) Having a gal try to do a Britney Spears imitation by "dancing", and pulling up her sweater to show her belly. You think white guys can't dance. You watch a gay white woman!
2) Trying to have drunk women describe Georgie O'Keefe paintings. For some reason the gal decided to describe them in pantomime. She could use words but instead, rather ungraefully, made her arms to a foutain movement.
3) Convincing someone that "Hobo Kelly" and "Sheriff John" were local celbraties in LA, and not everywhere. The lady in question responded by saying "Come On! You don't remember the birthdya cake song?! Everyone had that!" She was told no, and insisted on singing it.
Put another candle on the birthday cade
We're gonna make
A birthday cake
Oh.. put another candle onthe birhtday cake
You're another year old todayyyyy
4) Having the clue be "She was an older tennis player. Gay." And watching the women go through every tennis player ever - except Evaungh Gollogoon.
5) Watch a dignified female City Planner do a Casper the Ghost impersonation.
6) Watched Ed tried to make a bunch of drunk gals stop giggling about the name "Beaver Cleaver" in order to continue.
7) Seen the Muffin do a Elvis impersonation.
8) Realize they have no idea who David Cassidy is ("he sings ballads").
9) Or Louis Armstrong ("I think he's a ballad singer too")
10) Or Annie Lexon ("who is this?").