Friday, February 25, 2005

What the hell is micro-fiber and can I make a suit out of it

So, I am testing underwear. Yes, every few years I retest underwear by wearing different kinds to see what I like. I like the "idea" of boxer/Briefs, but I hate the little line on your thigh, so I have usually stuck with Calvin Klien ribbed jockey-style.

Well, I am trying some new Unico stuff. They have all been good. But today I am wearing the "microfiber" briefs. What the hell is micro-fiber?! I mean this is a party in my pants! I expect a thank you note from my testicals any minute now. Really, I feel like Homer Simpson, but instead of "Um.... donuts", I am like "Ummm... microfiber!"

It's nice.