Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Hi! I'm the Bat-shit Crazy representative from Texas!

Do people still say bat-shit crazy - or was that all so very 1969. In any case, today's example of bat-shit crazy is Tom "I am not a crook" Delay.


First the disclaimers. 1) I supported going into Iraq (yes I was lied to - but too late to turn back time). 2) I don't think we should leave the Iraqis in the lurch by just storming for the exits like JIm Carrey fans at a surprise sneak of a Ron Howard film. But 3) I don't think we should blame the media.



Tom "IANAC" Delay believes that the Iraq is really no worse that Houston. Swear to gawd.



DeLay offered this response: "These things take time and they take a long time, and some people get weary of the constant barrage that we see in the media.


"You know, if Houston, Texas, was held to the same standard as Iraq is held to, nobody'd go to Houston, because all this reporting coming out of the local press in Houston is violence, murders, robberies, deaths on the highways," DeLay said.


"And if you took that as the image of what is a great city that has an incredible quality of life and an incredible economy, it's amazing to me. Go to Iraq. And see what's actually happening there.


"Everybody that comes from Iraq is amazed at the difference of what they see on the ground and what they see on the television set."

Of course if you follow his adivce Go to Iraq. You might want to first visit the State Department page on Travel Warnings for Iraq. It notes " The Department of State continues to strongly warn U.S. citizens against travel to Iraq, which remains very dangerous. Remnants of the former Baath regime, transnational terrorists, and criminal elements remain active. Attacks against military and civilian targets throughout Iraq continue. Targets include hotels, restaurants, police stations, checkpoints, foreign diplomatic missions, and international organizations and other locations with expatriate personnel. These attacks have resulted in deaths and injuries of American citizens, including those doing humanitarian work. In addition, there have been planned and random killings, as well as extortions and kidnappings. U.S. citizens have been kidnapped and several were subsequently murdered by terrorists in Iraq. U.S. citizens and other foreigners continue to be targeted by insurgent groups for kidnapping and murder. "

Just like Houston.