I wanted to say the worst thing about the Jet Blue malfunction yesterday was that the people on board the plane all have DirectTV - adn so watched it all on Fox News (the local Fox team had a helicopter and the local Fox Radio has a ton of them for traffic - the pcitures were beamed to Fox News - which Cirect TV carries).
In retrospect, the whole watching it on TV would freak me out. But, by the same token, it was the worst thing because the plane didn't crash. Good for the crew.
And what kind of AirBus dog-ass-plane doesn't allow you to dump fuel. Hey-Seus, pay the extra $1.29 for the hatch you cheap Frogs.