Thursday, October 20, 2005

This is why the 80s and 90s were better than the 00s

This is why the 80s and 90s were better than the 00s

1) 80’s and 90’s look cooler than the 00’s

2) 80’s and 90’s sound cool than the “aught’s”

3) 80’s -> macho = horse
90’s -> macho = SUV
00’s -> macho = Hummers (over compensating)

4) 80’s-> Political Intrigue = Trading Arms for money to give to anti-commie rebels
90’s-> Political Intrigue = Getting a hummer in the oval office
00’s-> Political Intrigue = Outing CIA agent cuz your pissed her husband went after the Prezdent’s “honest mistakes” in his State of the Union speech (by the by – this is a throw back to the Nixoian 70’s)

5) 80’s -> Madonna, New Wave (death of disco)
90’s -> Cher, Latin Boy Bands, JoLo
00’s-> Rap

6) 80’s-> Scary tough guy = Casper Weinberger (I don’t know who he was – but he always sounded tough)
90’s-> Scary tough guy = Mad Madaline Albright
00’s-> Scary tough guy = Dick Cheney (and if the thought of him does send your sack north – you are a big fat liar)

7) 80’s-> First Lady role model = Mary Tyler Moore (smart, tough, but stands by her man)
90’s-> First Lady role model = Heather Locklear (smarter than her man, but dumb enough to love him, kicks ass (but Heather –SO MUCH cuter))
00’s-> First Lady role model = 50’s sitcom wife (smarter than her husband but has to clean up after him)

8) 80’s First Kid -> Ron Regan? That scary daughter with the big blond curls?
90’s First Kid -> Chelsea
00’s First Kid -. The Hammered Bush Twins (okay, her the 00’s kick ass)

9) 80’s -> Commies
90’s -> Japanese Industry
00’s -> Islamofacisum

10) 80’s -> The Cosby Show
90’s -> Melrose Place
00’s -> The Biggest Loser, Law and Order I – VII, CSI:Fargo, Extreme Home-Make-Over-and-Liposuction

Just random thoughts last night as Ed was sick with the Flu.