Thursday, January 12, 2006

Republicans Have Found A New Enemy

From the "help me before I eat again" files, there was a nugget in the Financial Times yesterday. Drudgie linked to it.

The headline is Conservatives call for return to core Republican principles. Really? So the Republicans have decided that Washington corrupts and it needs a change. A change to...Republicans. Because, apparently, controlling the House, the Senate, the Presidency and the Supreme Court isn't enough to keep Republicans ... you know... Republicanish.


No, just in time for the 2006 elections they have decided to campaign against corruption. Even if that means against themselves. Their old selves of course. Primarily their old selves that have ALREADY been caught.


I have a campaign slogan for them.


Vote For Me in 2006. This Time Maybe I Won't Rob You Blind. ... Oh Yea, No Gay Marriage.