Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Happy Gross Holidays

Well, we are entering the Gross Holiday Period this next few days.

Tonight is Passover, where the Jewish people celebrate the slaughtering of Lambs to protect their first born and the killing of all the first born sons of Egypt.

Yeah.

And then on "Good" Friday, Christians celebrate the crucifixion of the son of God.

Yeah.

Luckily on Sunday the cave is empty and, ta-da, Resurrection. Horns blow, flowers bloom - pagans celebrate rebirth of a different kind. A big finish that Steven Spielberg would LOVE (except of course he is Jewish - so he has to create is own hideous sappy ending at the end of every movie he ever makes ("why couldn't I save more!!!!" - oy)).

Anywho, happy Gross Holiday to everyone.