Thursday, September 14, 2006

Hack Hack

It would be hard to design a better environment for sickness than New York.

It is a nice cool rainy day today. So you walk to the Subway.

Once in the home of the traveling Petri dish, it is about 12 million degrees and humid. Then a hot wind precedes the big silver tube.

You step into the big silver Petri dish with a 1,000 other hacking, coughing, disgusting people affectionately called "the public". You stand face to hacking face with people as the air conditioner kicks on. They the doors open and new fresh hot air rushes in and you sweat. Then the doors close and the air conditioning kicks on. Shake and repeat for 3 stops.

Then you leave and go back into the rain.

Then you go into your office, where the summer thermostat hasn't changed yet so it is freezing in the room.

Then move to a conference room with too many people and the air conditioning can't keep up.

Oh yea, this has got to be good for me! Maybe tonight I will just French Kiss a trash can.