1) Paris Hilton in old lady panties, and it looks like she dropped a turd in them.
2) Pamela Anderson. The breast is mezmerizing, but the bad cameltoe is really the piece of resistance. I know better, but from the waist down (starting at that WallMart Christmas Tree topper) doesn't she kind of look like RuPaul after he mis-tucked it. Really, cover up her boobs and face with your hand and you are looking at a Drag Queen who needs to buy a better cup.
