Bad Scooter
I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby gives Scooters the world over a bad name. Guilty of lying and obstuction of justice. Of course it wasn't important was it? Just the deliberating outing of an undercover CIA operative. In order to punish her husband who did what again. Oh yeah, told the truth about Bush's lie in his State of the Union speech. Of course, the lie was lost in the noise when we found the weapons of mass destruction that Sadam had. Wait, we didn't find those? Really? So the administration was just lying to protect their own asses. Oh...
When reached for comment, Dick Cheney said, "quack quack quack.... QUACK, partisan hacks, quack, quack, quack."