A daily trip to Japan for his butt.
"What?" you ask. Below are the remote control settings for the new toilet seat. A Kohler C3. There is no good way to take a picture of the toilet seat, but here is a picture of the toilet seat remote controls!!!
No more annoying wiping your own butt. The magic wand comes out and whistles you clean. Then the warm air (3 pre-set tempertures) blow off the water.
There is a seat temperature preheat as well as 3 levels of water power (and the ever-popular pulsate).
Even a energy saver mode.
Don't laugh until you try it. (And Jocelyn, you know you want to try it!).