Remember, there is a lot to Thank him for.
- Two wars, were we went almost 2 and 0 (still possible in one of them).- If you are in the top 5% of wage earners, your income went up over 20% a year over these 8 years (if you aren't in the top 5%, then stagnent isn't... you know the worst thing ever).
- The price of gas now reflects what you should be making on your Exxon shares (remember when he came in and we were are all shocked that gas might eventually hit $2.00 a gallon!?)
- He got rid of those pesky Geneva Conventions on torture
- He got government out of the way and allowed the market to fix the problems of New Orleans
- Made sure that Iraq didn't have Nuclear Weapons
- Made sure North Korea does
- Forcefully argued that girls shouldn't have to be vacinated to stop Cervical Cancer; because, you know, whores deserve cancer anyway
- Promised to get us back to the moon by 2010 and then to Mars
- One word, Uniter
- One more word, Decider
- Just promised that the American Economy is sound, and is giving many people $600 checks to make up for the lose in home values
- Inappropriate kissing of foreign leaders
- Had first Vice President to ever use the words "Fuck Off" on camera when talking to a Senator, thereby breaking down barriers to open and honest communication
- Makes sure that in this war, the National Gaurd actually gets to see some action - not like him with Vietnam; he missed all the fun
- Approved logging in National Forests, because nobody visits those anyway
- Defined a plan for turning the Middle East into a bastion of Democracy - starting with Iraq and Palestine (too bad about Hamas winning)
- Didn't barf on Japanese like his dad
- Didn't get a blow job like Clinton
- Didn't cut the size of the Military, nor their job resonsabilities.
- Share price of Exxon 5 years ago $35.00 -Today $90.00, Raytheon $28.00 - $65.00, Halliburton $7.50 - Today $41.07 (Thank God Dick Cheney has his retirement taken care of) - ps, I don't know why everyone isn't rich with a stock market like that
Christmas is Coming, get your requests in now....