Thursday, June 26, 2008

Some Won hates Wenaa Fwis


This is Rene Fris. Rene is the "Mentor" of the hairstylist of "Shear Genius". If you haven't seen Shear Genius (on Bravo TV) then you haven't lived.
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In Shear Genius a bunch of drama queen hairdressers are given 2 challenges a week, and then someone is sent home. Typical Reality show crap, in another words.
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But the challenges are are funny. Last night they had to do 1 hairstyle blindfolded (the cutters!). Then they had to do a challenge in which the models brought a picture of a celebrity. In this case, the celebrities were cartoon characters. It was funny.
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But the reason for this post is to point out that one of the writers must HATE Rene Fris. Rene is kind of the Mentor, commentator during the cuts. He isn't a judge, he is just there to help.
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Rene is a famous Danish Hair Guy. Apparently he was also on of the Fab 5 in Europe for the "Gay Eye For the Straight Guy". He has a bit of a lisp. No problem really. He also has a heavy Danish accent. Again, no real problem. But put them together and you have a bit of a Danish lisp. He has a bit of one the same way that Prince Charles has a bit of a horse face.
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Well, last night as he was revealing the models to the stylists (they are always stylists, never beauticians or barbers), I think one of the writers decided to be mean to him. The line was "Clients reveal your celebrities", said in breathless anticipation.
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Rene dutifully got excited and exclaimed, "Cwients we-veaw yoay cewebeties"
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It sounded like Swedish Elmer Fudd. laughed so hard I had to go pee.