Monday, January 12, 2009

Hastings T-Bone Story


So, , I was watching Trevor leave a T-Bone steak bone on the floor, as he wasn’t hungry, and I remembered a story about Hastings.
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Hastings would, of course, wolf down any food in order to get to Ashford’s food faster. This including devouring any food that was available, then running over to steal Ashford’s. The problem with this scheme was 2 T-Bone steak bones. With 2 bones, Hastings and Ashford would both eat as quickly as possible and then trade bones (after some growling and stuff).
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But once out in the desert, we gave them both dogs bones – put Hastings outside with his and left Ashford inside. After a few minutes they wanted to change, so we open the door – only to hear Ashford barking.
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Hastings, sneaky shit he was, had put his bone on the first step of the pool – because Ashford was afraid of the pool and the water. So Hastings was eating Ashford bone as fast as he could, before I figured it out. And Ashford stood outside the pool and barked at the bone in the pool.