Soon It Goes Under the Skin with a Tacking Device

I love my iPod touch.  I used to love my iPod shuffle.  Look at the new one.

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I am not sure what else they can do with that thing.  First one was "the size of a pack of gum", the next one was "the size of a matchbook".  This one is "the size of a feminine hygiene product".

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Okay, that's not in the product marketing, but I had to go get OB's enough for Lauren that I know the size of one when I see it.

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I think next they put it under your skin with a tracking device and sell it to parents for their kids.