Friday, March 26, 2010

Wit and Wisdom from Thursday's Real Housewives (NYC)


So, the Real Housewives of Orange County are never founts of wisdom, but last night were a few priceless moments.
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1) Ramona (the blond Coke Head) says, "Oh no! She was on me like white-rice." I think she meant white ON rice. Of perhaps her Minute Rice exploded in a kitchen in her youth.
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2) Then the Countess was talking about her divorce being final. In an answer to a question about how she felt she said, "I feel indifferent about it. On the one hand I am very relieved, but on the other hand I feel this sadness and finality." I believe that is ambivalent, not indifferent.
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and I am not even done with Tivo yet.