Pleasant Days and a Planned (Road) Trip

I've been to Paradise, but I've never been to me.  Or Montreal.
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La Route

Since I can only resolve one issue at a time, let's start with the physical instead of the meta-same.
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Eddie and I are heading north this week-end.  Actually early Friday. We are going for a Friday- Labor Day  feat in Montreal.  The city where you don't have to go to France to be laughed because you don't parle la Francias.
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It should be a nice drive, up through the Adirondacks and by Lake Champlain (or Lac Champlain- oui?).  Neither of us have ever been, so we are tres excited.  Verrouillez votre attractif jeunes frères. (Enfermez vos fils sons genre d'effrayant.)