So I know have, more than once, referred to Television Without Pity. It's a tres fun website - even if it was bought by NBC / Universal / GE / Comcast and has to review some shows it wouldn't otherwise.
One thing I like are the simple., short blurbs that provide the links to shows. The 2 below are typical. In the first, they capture the idiocy of this season of survivor in 2 sentences. And in the second, they capture the nincompoopery of both the show, and what stupid things women will do to be models in less words than I need to wrap it up.