Sunday, July 14, 2013

Hard to sum up humorously

It's impossible to be funny about the Trayvon Martin killing. In Florida it is legal to pursue an innocent person, after the police tell you not to.  To then confront that person and call him an asshole for the crime of having a hoodie up in the rain and buying candy and ice tea.  A scuffle ensues, because you acted against police instructions - and you fear for your life, so you shot a 17 year old young man.  I suppose "legal" is not accurate.  I suppose a better term would be "not illegal" if you are afraid for your life because he is a black youth - whether or not he should be in the neighborhood.
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I do not understand the difference between what happened in Florida and lynching.  Here is the
definition of lynching by wikipedia:
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Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, Skimmingtonriding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers.

and by Websters
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Definition of LYNCH

: to put to death (as by hanging) by mob action without legal sanction
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In this case the shooting "in order to intimidate" was not done by a mob, but by a single person, then cleared in a court of law.  Which happened in the south all the time in the olden days.  And yesterday.
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So Let's go to the lighter side.  Texas called an extra session of it's legislature after a law was successfully filibusters that would have severely limited women's access to legal pregnancy termination.  IN the graphic below, the current legal facilities are the dots, the 6 ones that are allowed to stay open are the six in green.  There is no scale, but the distance from El Paso (at the western edge of the state) to the closest available clinic is 576 miles (or 926 kilometers) - approximately London to Frankfurt.
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On the good side, they did increase pre-natal services to poor women... ha ha.. Just kidding.  Texas is dead last in neo-natal care for poor women.  Hell, it's dead last in any type of health care.
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But that isn't the funny part.  The funny part is during the "debate" they didn't want any women to speak out or even show support for not passing the law.  So they (seriously!) made everyone be searched and confiscated all the tampons.  Afraid women might shower the legislator with them.  You know what was permitted? Guns.
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Because guns don't kill people, tampons do.  (FYI - not used tampons or anything, just plain old women's' pads.
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Here's another funny aside.  During the debate, one of the legislators (a woman!), Jodi Laubenberg said there didn't need to be a exception for abortion, because if a woman reports a rape, there is a rape kit that "cleans them out".  Jodi is unaware that all a rape kit does is check for evidence of a crime and DNA, not "clean a woman out" and so as not get pregnant.  
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Abortion is murder.  And totally not sanctioned! .. Until the child has lived 17 years and turns out to be black and eating skittles.