So... working now I tend to wear Uniqlo Airism T-Shirts. They are nice, don’t shrink and are made with mainly cotton and something else that “whisks away moisture”. You know, so my sweat doesn’t show.
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I really like them. But I hate when my t-shirts bunch up, so I tend to tuck them into my underwear.
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Well, today after a trip to the bathroom I retuck my undershirt, tuck in my shirt – wash my hands and leave. As I leave, I tend to pull up the top shirt a little so it is okay when I sit down.
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I grasp the shirt and pull up a little, not knowing that my Uniqlo Airism t-shirt is snagged on my downward dog junk (I dress down and right). So the yank catches my t-shirt on my private parts and unceremoniously tries to rearrange my testicles to a new position above my penis. This not only doesn’t work, it causes a standing ab-crunch with the associated “oafff” noise.
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Luckily no one sees me. Unluckily, someone does see me a moment later as I reach into to my pants to unsnag my junk. I thought about explaining it to the person for a second, but then I realized than this was a contractor from India and he probably just chalks it up to American craziness. And I let him.