Monday, April 07, 2014

My oh my oh Mormon

So, last week the Mormon’s updated scripture.  This, FYI, isn’t all that unusual.  The Head of the Church is the “Living Profit” – kind of like the Pope but with a standing One-On-One.  This last week, the Living Profit changed scripture on all good Mormons getting their own planet.  Now he hedged his bets.
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It is not necessary that ever good Mormon get his own planet.  It is more that every good Mormon graduates to get God-like qualities in the afterlife.  Not all of those may want their own planet.  As a matter of fact, the whole planet thing is downplayed.  
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Now you still become god-like, so you could make your own planet if you want to.
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In other Mormon news, any sex outside of marriage is a sin, and gays still can’t get married. (This leaves you in a pickle).  But Mormon Gays that have come out – married or not – are struggling with their faith and they are to be loved and respected. This is actually a pretty significant shift for the church that once planned to use anti-Gay Marriage backing to become more “respectable” in the eyes of the public.  It turns out that being a huge backer of Prop 8 made gays and people with gay family members (both in and out of the church) pretty much furious – and didn’t really help their standing with non-Mormon Christians.
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AND, women still can’t be in the Priesthood; there was a lot of thought that this would be changed, just like African Heritage Men are now allowed in the Priesthood – despite still be stained by sin.
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So God is thinking on this whole gay thing.  Which is always encouraging (to me and my husband).