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Why now, in September, who knows Major Annoynance DeBlassio doesn't need a reason, he just loves being on TV. And his wife (the "brains" of the outfit) likes him out of the office.
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How much harm can he do in Staten Island, right?
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Well he drops Charlie. A week later Charlie dies of internal injuries consistent with a fall. Major Annoyance has killed the beloved(ish) Charlie!
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But wait, there's more.
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There is - you can't make this stuff up - a cover up! He and the zoo don't announce the death until this incident is forgotten!
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But the NY Post digs it up! Funny how much I like Murdoch when the Head of the Sith is on my side....