Monday, November 02, 2015

No More Mr. Nice Jeb!

So Jeb! is no more, or is at least being downplayed.
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Now we have the "Jeb Can Fix It" program.
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I question this on 2 levels.
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First, his eyebrows.  It looks like he went to a focus group and 1/2 said crazy man eyebrows look like you're stupid like Andy Rooney and 1/2 said crazy man eyebrows make you look like you're smart like Andy Rooney.  So he compromised by trimming one and leaving 1 untrimmed.

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Second, the whole "Fix It" idea seems stolen from a Geroge W Bush SNL skit.  Do you remember Kenan Thomas' advice on the Economic Crisis to Bush?
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