Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Politico Becomes Mad Magazine

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Somehow looking at Politico.com - the go to "grown up" political website, has moved from being an insightful daily look at politics, to the grown up version of Mad Magazine.  A bizarro world where the real seams more unreal that ever.  Let's look a today's idiocy.
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Top image, poor Paul Ryan - new Speaker of the House of Representatives, has aged about 10 years in two weeks.  
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He is now faced with undoing the hate legislation that stops all refugees from ever coming to America! National GOP experts, national GOP leaders, party elders, Henry Kissinger and all living Republican Presidents (BushElder and Younger) and the people that voted this shit-house regulation want to turn back the clock and pretend it didn't happen.  Good luck dick-faces (including the 12 Democrats) that voted for this racist, fear-mongering evil legislation that is dressed up like a coked up hooker doing the walk of shame.  You voted your hate and you get to live with it.  Hopefully some of you will lose your job for this (probably only Democrats, but one can dream).
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Bottom left, Ben Carson - the fun-house mirror candidate, has stumbled in the polls.  You see, the Republican Primary Voting base loved it when he was a guy that stabbed his best friend, almost took a hammer to his mother's head and thought the Affordable Health Care act is slavery (sorry, worse than slavery - my bad).  But it turns out he probably didn't stab anyone, and wasn't pathologically violent.  So he is falling in the polls.  Get him a hammer and an old lady to hit, stat!
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Bottom Center, Donald Trump.  He looks to win New Hampshire despite breaking all the traditional rules about campaigning there.  You know, meeting the voters one on one, spending time in the state and occasionally telling the truth.
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Bottom Left, Chuck Schumer.  Only Republicans can make the New York State / Tel Aviv Senator look good.  After making a fool of himself to support Israel at the expense of his constituents, they Republicans decided to go after medical support for the elderly and poor.  They attacked Medicaid, because, you know, old people who vote hate medical support.

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