Friday, March 04, 2016

Nincompoopery Loses Almost All Meaning in This Election... Oh Yeah, And Trump Wants You To Know He Has A Big Dick (literally)

I will, someday, find a clip defining Nincompoopery.  The line is from Auntie Mame - with Rosalind Russel.
Mr. Babcock, Auntie Mame and Young Patrick
It is said in a scene with Mr. Babcock, Mame and young Patrick.  Mr. Babcock has taking Patrick out of a West Village progressive school (where everyone attends in the nude) and is about to send him to boarding school to keep him away from Mame and "... this... this... nincompoopery.!"
Well the Republican Primary has based all limits of stupidity, folly and now nincompoopery.  Last nights PRESIDENTIAL debate opened with this discussion..
Donald Trump defended himself Thursday against attacks on the size of … his hands.
As the Republican presidential debate got underway in Detroit, Trump took the opportunity to rebut something that Florida Sen. Marco Rubio had teased him about earlier in the week.
He held up his hands to the audience. "Look at those hands. Are they small hands?
"He referred to my hands, 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."
Yes ladies and germs, the Republicans are actually debating the candidates' penis size.  Which is, metaphorically, what Donald is saying he has over Hillary.  I am sure he will soon actually be saying it - metaphor be damned.
Just like the Lincoln / Douglas debates.  Only over penis size not something silly like slavery.
You say I can't be serious.  Sadly, I am...

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