Monday, March 06, 2017

If It Happened....

Great Balls of Fire...

In this dumpster fire of an administration President Wacky-As-F*ck overwhelmed the "Good Donald" - ("Good Donald" was able, last week, to deliver a 1 hour and 20 minutes speech with only 1 minor drunk-uncle moment AND he kept the lying percentage just below 80% -good job!) - anyway, last Friday night / Saturday morning  President Wacky-As-F*ck posted that President Obama had wiretapped him.

Proof? He heard about it on Breitbart news.

Yep, that is what the leader of the free world is doing after midnight - perusing the crazy websites while those of us - those without access to some really great-ass speed - are sleeping.

Since then, his minions have been in disaster recover mode.

Spicey said that President Dear Leader was turning this over to the House UnAmerican Committee and neither he nor Dear Donald would comment on it anymore.

Rep. House Member Nunes - the leader of the House UnAmerican Committee said, "Sure - what other wack-a-doddle ideas do you have? We'll check the Russian attack on Democracy right after we finish checking into whatever else your drug addled brain dreams up." You may recall Nunes from last week's post.  He of the "witch hunt" fame doesn't want to investigate Russian meddling, but is all up into President Obama's ass on random reports out of a bad Coke trip (link).

Unfortunately note everyone heard from Spicey in time. His deputy press secretary... well, I'll quote here.

“If this happened,” White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said on ABC’s “This Week,” “this is the biggest overreach and the biggest scandal.”
Sure. The FBI Director said the wiretapping didn't happen. President Obama's Team said it didn't (my favorite was the response below...)
Obama’s former deputy national security adviser, Ben Rhodes, tweeted back at Trump: “No president can order a wiretap. Those restrictions were put in place to protect citizens from people like you.”
But I'll agree with WHDPS Huckabee-Sanders. If this happened blah blah blah.
IF it happened - also big news.

So that's all the news fit to print, until the President discovers the next shiny this to amuse him and dazzle us. 

Wait - that happened later that same Friday night / Saturday morning. What could possibly distract him from the illegal wiretap by a former President?????

Yes, really - that happened.

So Obama's illegal wiretap is almost the most important thing to him - right after blaming Arnuld for tanking The Apprentice.