Wednesday, May 24, 2017

So Inept - They Could Screw Up a Wet Dream

How to ruin things...

1. Take a great, fun movie. Here - The Mummy - with a telegenic star (Brenden Fraizer).


2. Reboot it as a disgusting bug infested nightmare and try to sell it as semi-horror.


3. But don't believe in the re-boot, so put in crazy Scientologist and try to make horror movie and action adventure. During this remove any semblance of fun.


4. Make it a little post-Apocalypse-lite to sell it to the "End of the World" crowd.


5. Ta-da - Shit!

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