These are from the famous Ricolette Cemetary
The ninth was Sausage Swiper,
a shifty pilferer.
He climbed up to the rafters
and raided food from there.Sitting on a crossbeam
in soot and in smoke,
he fed himself on sausage
fit for gentlefolk.
.Skyr Gobbler, the eighth,
was an awful stupid bloke.
He lambasted the skyr tub
till the lid on it broke.Then he stood there gobbling
- his greed was well known -
until, about to burst,
he would bleat, howl and groan.
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|This is the Cathedral. Pope John Paul II had jsut been there a few years before and reopened it.|
|The only private restaurants were in homes and couldn't seat more than 3 tables.|
Now we are getting to the good ones. This guy is bound to annoy mom and dad more than the kid. So little John Johnson goes to bed, but a naught little troll goes around slamming doors keeping everyone awake. I like it.The seventh was Door Slammer,
a sorry, vulgar chap:
When people in the twilight
would take a little nap,he was happy as a lark
with the havoc he could wreak,
slamming doors and hearing
the hinges on them squeak.
Bowl Licker, the sixth one,
was shockingly ill bred.
From underneath the bedsteads
he stuck his ugly head.And when the bowls were left
to be licked by dog or cat,
he snatched them for himself
- he was sure good at that!
Again with the eating scraps. Weird huh?Pot Scraper, the fifth one,
was a funny sort of chap.
When kids were given scrapings,
he'd come to the door and tap.And they would rush to see
if there really was a guest.
Then he hurried to the pot
and had a scraping fest.