Thursday, April 28, 2005

The future is so bright - gotta wear shades

Remember the fun future. Flying cars, transporters, Micheal Jackson singing instead of at the defense table.

If you miss it, you can always visit YesterLand - where the fun old rides of Disney are remembered, like Monsanto's House of the Future.



They remember the Rocket to the Moon, The Rocket Rods, The People Mover. The fun future. (By the way, the Rocket to the Moon now sits above a food court. Progress -- phfft!)

The future isn't really like that anymore. The real future is full of lying bastards.

Speaking of House Republicans, they passed a law making it a felony to take a monor across state lines to terminate a pregnancy (regardless of the motives). Intelligent, reasonable people can argue over this. Or Republicans can change reasonable language in the official register.

DESCRIPTION OF AMENDMENTAMENDMENT DESCRIPTION IN HOUSE REPORT 109-51

DEMS: a Nadler amendment to exempt a grandparent or adult sibling from the criminal and civil provisions in the bill (no 12-19)
GOP REWRITE: . Mr. Nadler offered an amendment that would have exempted sexual predators from prosecution under the bill if they were grandparents or adult siblings of a minor. By a roll call vote of 12 yeas to 19 nays, the amendment was defeated.

DEMS: a Nadler amendment allows an adult who could be prosecuted under the bill to go to a Federal district court and seek a waiver to the state’s parental notice laws if this remedy is not available in the state court. (no 11-16)
GOP REWRITE:. Mr. Nadler offered an amendment that would have created an additional layer of Federal court review that could be used by sexual predators to escape conviction under the bill. By a roll call vote of 11 yeas to 16 nays, the amendment was defeated.

You gotta love 'em