Friday, October 30, 2009

Dr. Orley Taitz est Kaput & we hardly knew thee


Dr. Orley Taitz, Queen of the Birther Movement, producer of a Kenyan birth certificate so very very false, even fox news had to retract it in less than an hour. Dr. Taitz, Dentist, Lawyer, Real Estate Salesperson and lost Gabor Sister... We hardly knew thee..
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She has now played out her last sad lawsuit. The one judge who tried to help her has finally turned. A rapid dog of the insipid left, his ruling might be read as wistful, but Dr. Titz... sorry Taitz... chosen to read the sad words harshly.
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The PUIS Party salutes you Orley. You and your incoherent language, your Natasha and Boris accent, you who rise up to show the real side of Orange County California. We salute you with the final words of Judge Carter to you and Alan Keyes (your co-crazy)..
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The hearings have been interesting to say the least. Plaintiffs’ arguments through Taitz have generally failed to aid the Court. Instead, Plaintiffs’ counsel has favored rhetoric seeking to arouse the emotions and prejudices of her followers rather than the language of a lawyer seeking to present arguments through cogent legal reasoning. While the Court has no desire to chill Plaintiffs’ enthusiastic presentation, Taitz’s argument often hampered the efforts of her cocounsel ... to bring serious issues before the Court. The Court has attempted to give Plaintiffs a voice and a chance to be heard by respecting their choice of counsel and by making every effort to discern the legal arguments of Plaintiffs’ counsel amongst the rhetoric.
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This Court exercised extreme patience when Taitz endangered this case being heard at all by failing to properly file and serve the complaint upon Defendants and held multiple hearings to ensure that the case would not be dismissed on the technicality of failure to effect service. While the original complaint in this matter was filed on January 20, 2009, Defendants were not properly served until August 25, 2009. Taitz successfully served Defendants only after the Court intervened on several occasions and requested that defense counsel make significant accommodations for her to effect service. Taitz also continually refused to comply with court rules and procedure. Taitz even asked this Court to recuse Magistrate Judge Arthur Nakazato on the basis that he required her to comply with the Local Rules. Taitz also attempted to dismiss two of her clients against their wishes because she did not want to work with their new counsel ....
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Additionally, the Court has received several sworn affidavits that Taitz asked potential witnesses that she planned to call before this Court to perjure themselves. This Court is deeply concerned that Taitz may have suborned perjury through witnesses she intended to bring before this Court.
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Orely Orley Orely.. Can't you read the true meaning of these words. This is not hate from a Left Wing Judge, it is a sad recognition that -no matter how much he tries to help you - this is probably the last time your hot mess of blond hair, your oh-so-erotic accent and your red hot (if mis-placed) passion will grace his stage. No one wants to bring down the curtain on the final show of "Cats"... but now memories is all you will both have.
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Memories.... of your days in the sun....