I Can't Even Link to this Crock O'Shit

So, is this "promises" as in "promises to close Gitmo" or "promises to let tax cuts expire" or "promises to end war on whistle blowers" or  "promises a balanced solution with revenue increases" or "promises to stand up for ordinary Americans" or "promises to pull out"?
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Just wondering.
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"Promises to pull out of Afghanistan", get your mind out of the gutter.