Friday, March 01, 2013

Nincompoopery on an FAA Level

Things the FAA cannot do:
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Cannot test high failure batteries on 787's before the explode or catch on fire.
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Cannot investigate and alleviate seven hour delays at gates.
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Cannot keep geese from flying into aircraft engines by eliminating them at many airports.
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Cannot keep the TSA from screening 3 year old handicap children in wheelchairs for bombs hidden in their diapers.
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Cannot keep employees from mailing nude camera pics around the office - after promising that the scanners don't keep copies of the pictures.
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Things the FAA can do:
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Can spend sequestered time and money on a viral video that; a) no one complained about, b) apparently had the flight crews approval and c) did not cause a flight delay.
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Your tax dollars at work.
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