Wednesday, April 17, 2013

What if Superman looked Like Louie Anderson

Henry in the new SuperOutfit (no more Yellow Undies)
Henry Cavil will be playing Superman in the new movie and these pictures are of him recently.  And he has the whole Superman look, I get it.
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But...
Henry before shaving and donning the tights
But think about this for a moment.  Superman has super powers because he was born on Krypton, right?  And our sun makes his normal Kryptonian abilities super sized on Earth.  But that doesn't mean he has to look like an Earth Stud, does it?  Right, any fat old bastard from Krypton could be Superman on Earth.
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Why work out.  If flying, lifting trains and stopping bullets is normal, then there is no real "work-out" to make you look like Henry Cavil - Studmuffin.  I mean, it isn't a work out at all.  You would look more like - Louie Anderson from "Splash".
What a real Kryptonian would look like.