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Here is what you might have missed.
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Leo, The worst drug sniffing dog in the world.
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Leo and police in New Mexico have lately been given deep cavity searches for drugs to people who have no drug history, no arrests and ultimately no drugs..
In one case, New Mexico police (Albuquerque, I think) stopped a man in a parking lot and thought he "clenched his buttocks". Rather than being
a reflexive response to an overexcited police investigation, the police thought this meant he had drugs up his ass. In the Home Depot parking lot.
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So Leo went in and thought he smelled drugs in the car seat. Which could only mean drugs in his ass.
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2 probes, 3 enemas, multiple x-rays and one 1AM colonoscopy later - the man was proven drug free (hell at this point LA police know to plant the freaking drugs!).
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Leo also sniffed out a mother (again - no drug arrests, no history) crossing the border. So customs did x-rays - a visual search of her vagina and anus, had her cough while squatting nude - then just decided to go ahead and rattled around her front door and back. Without, you know, a warrant.
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Scotland Yard has decided, after a year of investigating, that a spy killed himself and then put himself into a gym bag.
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By locking himself in a gym bag at home.
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With a padlock.
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With a padlock that didn't have his fingerprints on it. In a gym bag with none of his DNA on the outside of the bag.
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Crafty!
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And finally Senator Lindsey Graham expressed outrage over the Benghazi report on 60 Minutes and has put a hold on the Head of the Federal Reserve Board. Which, has nothing to do with Benghazi.
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And, the 60 Minutes story was based on a lie - which they have acknowledged and apologized for.
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Senator Graham doesn't let little things like facts stop him though.
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He insists on more talks until he is satisfied.
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Can someone please buy him a hooker!