Monday, November 20, 2017

Starbucks Two Hands is "War on Christmas"

Oye...

When you all get my War On Christmas - Card, you will understand.

Fox thinks that Starbucks is the devil because of cup on the far right has two hands holding. THEY (not Starbucks, not LGBTQ people, ONLY Fox News) is saying they are two lesbians holding hands. It is, from the cup, impossible to tell if this is 2 men, 2 women, a man and a woman, a married couple, friends, whatever. It takes a supreme leap of non-faith to assume that these are two lesbians.

But, hey, otherwise they might have to cover real news.