Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Lessons to take home...

Yes Virginia, there are lessons to take home from watching the men's gymnastics finals. Here they are.

1) Men's Gymnastics rock. (SM: well, maybe that is just me, but they rock)

2) Tim Daggett is a great commentator (SM: and a Bruin)

3) The pommel horse can be interesting when you know what is going on.

4) If you are hot Romanian, and are butch enough to keep the name Marian. AND butch enough to highlight your hair. Then, for goodness sake, be butch enough to tweeze the eyebrows.


5) Paul Hamm has great mus-culs and a horrible little squeaky voice. He's like a white Mike Tyson. No wonder you never hear him talk.

6) Two words are painful when they go together; Men's Spilts. Ouch.

7) Question: The keep falling out of the those little white lines when tumbling. Why don't you take one less step when starting?

8) Every US guy did the same vault. One Romanian guy did the same vault. All four of them took big steps afterwards. Hint - choose another.

9) Marian (again) did a vault where he did three somersaults in the air and a half twist. I hate vault and I was transfixed.