I know that in this world, there are many more critical things than the Victorian Tourture Device known as a tie. I know Kim Jong Wacko blew up some radioactive whizgit. I know that George W. Bush, my preszident, is a lying sack of dog poop who would water board me for saying that if it gets back to him.
But for a moment let's talk about ME! I HATE TIES! I have to wear one to work EVERYDAY! Yes, I am suppose to wear them on Fridays too!
Damn Don Ameche. He was the last person who could pull off an ascot.
Well, I have to go back to work before I choke to death.