Monday, December 18, 2006

Prince to do halftime?


Prince will do the SuperBowl halftime show? Really?

I don’t see it. Prince is like a pint size crazy little guy who stopped a while ago. First he stopped singing - so as to moan everything. Then he stopped using his name - so as to use a symbol (TAFKAP). Then he stopped moaning and started screaming. Then he stopped being The Artist Formerly Known As Prince and became Prince again. Then he stopped singing so he could be a preaching Jehovah’s Witness. Now he is going to sing at the SuperBowl. No.

The Poulan Weed-eater Bowl, maybe. The Meineke Car Care Bowl, perhaps. I might even let him take a shot at the Chick-Fil-A Bowl, but the SuperBowl?

See, this is why I don’t follow pro-football