My Love for an Inanimate Object (get your mind out of the gutter)

Oh I used to make fun of little Ron Peake.  He had an unnatural obsession with Irons.  He loved a good Iron.  Of course he ironed every outfit before he went out.  I never understood it.

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Until now.

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For you see, I have found the perfect Staple Remover.

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Honestly, I had a bunch of staples to remove (long story - I do "projects" when Ed is out of town) and I was loath to get a staple remover.  Those little twin teeth of death always either rip the paper or puncture my hand.

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Either way, bad.

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Then I purchased this bad boy at Staples.  I know, a little odd getting a staple remover at Staples, right?  But this isn't about the irony (and the "iron" brings the whole story full circle!!!).

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It is a whiz and a wonder.  AND lightly magnetized so that the staples don't fall over the floor and you step on them!!!

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sign me -> easily amused