In the latest chapter of "don't you have better things to do?" the New Jersey legislature is debating a proposal to outlaw the famous Brazilian Wax.
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One must ask why? I mean this is a pretty personal choice. No one goes to the spa has says, "Hmm. I wonder what a "Brazilian" is, I think I'll try it." Let's face it, once some spa worker starts spreading hot wax in your genital region, you should be aware what you are in for.
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If you want to outlaw something, I say you outlaw "anal bleaching". Because if you have to stand over a mirror and search to find something to worry about, then you are a little crazy, and we should protect you. And if your loved one complains that you need anal bleaching, then it is time to turn out the lights or get a new loved one.
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But a Brazilian? Come on, young stars give a little flash all the time to get press. If they can't get a Brazilian, that is going to stop. And if the quick flash to the paparazzi stops, how will Tara Reid every get her picture in Star again (well except for the constant "nipslip").