So, I don't know if you heard, but Joan Rivers was denied boarding in Costa Rica because her passport says Joan Rosenberg, not Joan Rivers.
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Now, I am all for keeping airlines safe. But can we possibly be safe AND sane? I mean, a 70 year old Jewish woman from New Jersey on her way back to Newark? With a stage name?
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Really?
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She was phone interviewed by Fox News in New York and she was very funny. Two lines:
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1) Come on! If I was going to strap something around my waist it would be bagels!
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2) Oh yeah! They put me up in a hotel. I'm not saying it was bad, but room service was delivered by an exterminator.
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Still funny.