Monday, May 10, 2010

Catholic Church: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is ArchBishop Dadeus Grings of Brazil, an idiot of Brazilian proportions, but not the Brazilian ArchBishop that was actually FILMED getting BJ's from teen-age boys - that was Monsignor Luiz Marques Barbosa .
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He has helpfully cleared a bunch of things up for me. For example, did you know all adolescents are "spontaneously" homosexual? Like combustion - if the Priests didn't tell you it was bad (while doing it with you) you would never know?
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Or that only 1 million Jews were killed in the Holocaust? Did you know more Catholics were killed than Jews? See - very helpful.
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Or that if a Priest rapes a child, internal punishment was sufficient and that the police shouldn't be called?
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Or that the Vatican still thinks these comments are acceptable for a man of God?
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I think it was probably better for them when no one could read.