On the Hunk and Hottie Scale

So last week-end we saw "Killers" with Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Hegal as well as Prince of Persia with Jake Gyllenhaal. We did not expect, but it turned into kind of a Hunk off.

Hard as it is to believe, Ashton won. Not because he was huge or really muscled, but because that man is suave as hell. He is totally wasted in this movie - he acts circles around Katherine Hegal - but that isn't tough at all. I really think in some of the scenes they just put a blowup doll in a wig and had her dub in screaming later.

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She also looks like 20 years too old for him, but you can't every forget he is really porking Demi Moore who could honestly be his mother - so the age thing doesn't bug you.

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Tom Selleck is kind of wasted in this movie. It is a cross of his older sexy guy from "Friends" and Katherine Hegal's wooden performance. It isn't pretty. Catherine O'hare spends the entire show drinking - and I think she had the right idea.

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But Ashton is playing this thing like he is Cary Grant with abs.

Jake is very cute and works very hard in Prince of Persia, but he never really has a chance to slow down and act. Which is the opposite of "Brokeback Mountain" where all he did was act (and he acted the hell out of that movie).

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He is quite studly in it - but the work shows. Ashton's is more fun.

As for the girls. I can't even bring myself to post a picture of Katherine Hegal. She is the only thing that kept me from enjoying that preggers movie. She is like the movie version of Debbie Downer. She comes on the screen and you hear the mental "Waah Wah!" She is, totally, like, Renne Zwllwiger version 2.0.

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Gemma Asherton, on the other hand, is a British Hottie that you believe is exotic. She smolders up the screen with anger, dirty tricks, a wicked smile, and nice big fake ones (you know how I love fake ones).

Although together, Jake and Gemaa tear it up better than Ashton and Katherine - but I put all the blame on Mame there.