So....
Don't wear your headset into the bathroom while you are on a conference call.
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That is just nasty. If you have to go, excuse yourself for a moment.
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IF you must wear your headset into the bathroom on the conference call, make sure it is on mute.
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If you must wear your headset into the bathroom on a conference call, and it doesn't have a mute, don't tap me on the shoulder as I am peeing and ask me to pee quietly and not flush.
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It's an automatic flusher.
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Idiot.