Pain in my Ass Food Police!

So, I have been pretty damn healthy every day at work.  I go to the salad bar and only the salad bar.  I have been having so much fucking salad, I might as well be eating dirt.  You know what I have for "desert" - granola!
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Well the food police have now invaded TR's Salad bar.
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NOW we have colored tongs, green for feel free to use, yellow for use carefully and red for use sparingly (or DANGER DANGER!!!)
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I like raw broccoli, a couple cherry tomatoes and 3 half artichoke hearts on my salad.  All 3 got "yellow" tongs.  What. The. Hell.  Raw Broccoli is a "use carefully".  Way to just screw up my lunch.  And they replaced the spoon in the Kideny beans with green tongs.  Use all you want.  But now the damn beans are smushed because you can't pick up kidney beans (or black or garbanzo) with freaking TONGS you dumb shits.
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I still have a spoon for my tuna so they haven't giving me the DANGER DANGER tongs yet like they have on the grilled chicken (GRILLED CHICKEN is "use sparingly!").
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I blame Michelle Bachman for this.