So I am in the coffee room today and two women are discussing not being able to sleep.
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One woman is complaining about her brain racing and she can't clear her head. The other woman says, "You know what works? Warm Milk."
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"No, I can't drink warm milk - not even room temperature. It makes me queasy."
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"It clears your mind."
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"Not mine, I don't like it."
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"AND it's good for your body."
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"I do drink milk, just not warm."
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"Clears your mind." The buttinski then turns to me. "What about you - warm milk help clear your mind when you can't sleep?"
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I answer honestly. "Nope. Xanex."
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The first woman bursts out laughing and I get a scowl from Miss Warm Milk.