Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water....

Gov. Rick Perry is the latest to be "called to action" and might run for President.  He is a fast drawling Republican Governor out of Texas with more sass than brains.  Just like the last one we elected.
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And he wants to be President of ALL Americans.
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OK - almost all Americans.... Provided they are Christians - and real Christians - not the damn Catholics or Mormons.  Not the gays, Christian or not.  And definitely not the Muslims.  How do I know this.
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Well one of the key Pastors is C. Peter Wagner.  Pastor Wagner's claim to fame is burning of material things that bring "honor to the spirits of darkness".  Such As.... pictures, statues, Catholic saints, Books of Mormon, pictures of former lovers, pornographic material, fetishes, drugs, Ouija boards, zodiac charms, good luck symbols, crystals for healing, amulets, talismans, tarot cards, witch dolls, voodoo items, love potions, books of magic, totem poles, certain pieces of jewelry, objects of Freemasonry, horoscopes, gargoyles, native art, foreign souvenirs, and what have you.
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Oh and he blames the Tsunami in Japan on Paganism.
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Well, this Saturday Governor Fancy Pants and Pastor Righteous Anger are hosting a Pray In at the Houston Reliant Stadium (here is the LINK if you want to attend).  And he says it right in the invitation...