So I was showing Aldona the Quilt Ed did from our old t-shirts (yes he has started a new job now...). anyway, Aldona was impressed and really liked it.
So Ed says, "I get another punch in my gay card."
And Aldona said, "Oh honey. That's really your first punch."
We aren't very professional homos; we have bad lighting in the house, no candles in the bathroom, JUST now hooked up iTunes to the Stereo and no linen napkins - so she is kind of right.